🤖💀 “CEOs, AI and job losses” 🤑💔 | Tech News with Comed-AI-n
Tek AI offers a hilarious take on AI-powered job killing, with a side of stupid CEO. Don’t miss this collection of comedy news that is sure to make you laugh and cringe. Share it, leave a comment, and subscribe to the Comed-Ai-n Comedy Network for more!
Alright, buckle up, motherfuckers, because Tek AI is about to knock some knowledge out of you! So, the fanciest CEOs come together at this big summit in Switzerland, and guess what they’re talking about? What the fuck is AI?
Now these rich motherfuckers are predicting that AI is going to kill a ton of jobs. For example, a quarter of CEOs plan to lay off at least five percent of their workforce, simply because of damn AI. Cheap bastards!
But wait, there’s more! The International Monetary F**k-Up, also known as the IMF, warns that almost 40% of jobs worldwide could be affected by AI. Do you know what this means? More and more people are unemployed and more and more people are relying on the government to get them through.
And guess who feels the heat the most? That’s right, the media and entertainment industry. More than 30 percent of executives in this field are considering downsizing. But get this: They incorporate generative AI that produces nonsense, plagiarized, or otherwise mediocre work. Seems like a really smart move, huh?
A CEO already got his ass kicked after his magazine was caught using AI to publish articles. I guess AI isn’t the magic bullet these CEOs thought it would be.
So, to sum it all up: these fancy CEOs are so eager to jump on the AI ​​bandwagon that they’re willing to sacrifice jobs and piss off their employees. But hey, at least they’re “disruptive,” right? Fucking disruption, I swear…
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